All I Have Is What I've Found

reallyreallyreallytrying:

there’s only gonna be two punches: first i punch you, then i steal the punch (including silver ornamental ladle), then my cousin Dane picks me up outside and we make our getaway

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this